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Postby Neilyman » 23 Nov 2004, 23:22

Check this lot out :lol:

http://tinyurl.com/ub7d

I`ve not seen a Chevette or Kadett on there, if you see one...POST IT !!
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Postby Doive » 24 Nov 2004, 01:20

What a superb website, puts on screen exactly what I think of neds/chavs and their cars! If I'm not very much mistaken, on page 8 of the site in the Maple Leaf colours is a 5 door Pontiac Acadian - canadian fans can probably confirm this. Sad, I know.
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Postby Neilyman » 25 Nov 2004, 00:49

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Postby Chevette Girl » 07 Dec 2004, 06:12

I think a lot of those photos are also on
http://www.beaterz.com... I am pretty sure I saw the paint can tailpipe there... :P
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Postby Crum B » 07 Dec 2004, 22:45

This is also a good site!! 8)
www.laughatrice.com
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Postby 4x4chevette » 08 Dec 2004, 01:01

http://www.stupidnorthernmonkey.co.uk/

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The 4x4 Neon on page 1................
sold on ebay a while back, looks like a nice job, but after examination, it was a hack job as well.
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Postby Chevette Girl » 09 Jan 2005, 12:44

I got (purple) neon underglow lighting for xmas... if I put it on my (maroon) Chevette, will I end up classified as "rice"? Or would I also have to weld a paint can onto my custom exhaust?
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Postby shuvit-tim » 09 Jan 2005, 15:38

*shuns chevette girl* :P
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Postby Doive » 10 Jan 2005, 04:36

May I respectfully suggest you stick the purple neons under your bed or sofa, somewhere far removed from your car anyway. Neons on a car are the most ridiculous and tacky thing ever.
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Postby Neilyman » 10 Jan 2005, 04:49

At the great risk of being shot down in flames, I must admit that I think undercar Neons look cool , the `running led` one`s are even cooler :)
There again, I used to sell them so I would say that.... :roll: :lol:
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Postby shuvit-tim » 10 Jan 2005, 05:26

*slaps neillyman with a wet trout*

firmly with doive on this one!
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Postby Neilyman » 10 Jan 2005, 05:38

I wouldn`t mind being slapped with a wet Leslie ash ! :shock:
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Postby shuvit-tim » 10 Jan 2005, 05:42

*ouch* scathing! but funny none the less!

could i get slapped with her before the infamous trout-transmogrification? (what a word!) you know, from back when she was in men behaving badly?

(can anyone else picture neily and doive as gary and tony btw!?)
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Postby Neilyman » 10 Jan 2005, 05:48

OH, I don`t know, them lips could be quite..............CENSORED !!!
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Postby shuvit-tim » 10 Jan 2005, 05:49

you had to lower the tone now didnt you! :P
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Postby Neilyman » 10 Jan 2005, 05:54

........useful for unblocking the sink, they`d make a good plunger!

Don`t know what ya mean Tim ?
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Postby shuvit-tim » 10 Jan 2005, 06:41

wrong! very very wrong! but then cant ya just picture it!?
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Postby Doive » 10 Jan 2005, 23:29

So am I Gary or Tony then??!
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Postby shuvit-tim » 11 Jan 2005, 00:37

tony
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Postby Neilyman » 11 Jan 2005, 02:59

I don`t remember who`s who, I `ve not seen it for ages.
Which one`s Martin Clunes?.....I don`t want to be him :)
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Postby Doive » 11 Jan 2005, 03:07

Martin Clunes was Gary. Sorry mate its out of my hands.
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Postby Neilyman » 11 Jan 2005, 03:11

<sound of dummy being spit out>

WAH!, I want to be Tony, or I`m not Playing !
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Postby Doive » 11 Jan 2005, 03:15

Steady now. You can be Ritchie from Bottom instead if you like?
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Postby Neilyman » 11 Jan 2005, 03:16

Yeah, thats OK, can I ?....Honest??
You`re my friend you are!!
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Postby Doive » 11 Jan 2005, 03:18

Fine! You can be John Thaw in The Sweeney - now you can't complain about that one. Tearing around in a Consul GT would be my idea of a fun day out. Saw the box sets in HMV or somewhere the other day, may be tempted to splash out when I get a bit of cash!
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