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Change of career

Postby chris(not) » 03 Jul 2006, 17:15

A gynaecologist was getting tired of his job and decided to switch careers. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he enrolled in a school for car mechanics.

When the class ended, the students were given their final exam: strip a car engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order. The gynecologist did his best - and was amazed to find he scored 150%.

"How could that be?" he asked. "Well," said the instructor, "I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Next, I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a really fantastic job. And then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust pipe."
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Postby Neilyman » 03 Jul 2006, 18:13

:D :D :D It reminds me of the gynaecologist who could wallpaper his hallway through the letterbox :D :D :D
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