i f***ing hate traffic wardens

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i f***ing hate traffic wardens

Postby shuvit-tim » 02 Nov 2005, 12:53

after the lastest £30 ticket from a body which requires no evidence for conviction and who is actively allowed to charge you more IF you get to court to discourage you from exhibiting your statutory rights, i thought i'd start a thread for words which you associate with traffic wardens. *WARNING FOR ANYONE WHO IS OFFENDED BY ABUSE TO TRAFFIC WARDENS OR FOUL LANGUAGE I SUGGEST YOU STOP READING HERE!*

1) officious
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Postby Herbie_Flowers » 02 Nov 2005, 13:10

caring
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Postby Doive » 02 Nov 2005, 13:12

bullocks.
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Postby shuvit-tim » 02 Nov 2005, 13:15

(can a moderator please alter herbies post and then ban him from the forum for a week!? :lol: is your missus a traffic warden herbs!?)
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Postby Shellysowner » 02 Nov 2005, 14:27

On a personal note can I just say that female traffic wardens scare the sh*t out of me... also female bouncers :?
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Postby grim_b » 02 Nov 2005, 14:36

fudge(ing) cnuts... Its an anagram if your wondering. :lol: :twisted:
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Postby Neilyman » 02 Nov 2005, 15:10

They`re only doing a job!...Don`t park where you shouldn`t, & you won`t get a ticket.
It`s not Rocket Science! :lol:
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Postby Herbie_Flowers » 02 Nov 2005, 15:46

Herbie_Flowers wrote:caring

i must admit to only writing that to provoke a response off you Tim and it worked :P

on a side note i have no problems with Traffic Wardens. as Neily says they're only doing a job. i've never had a parking ticket in my life, or speeding for that matter. i do however live in a town that was built with the motor car in mind so we have loads of car parking, which used to be free at the Town centre and still is for the first half hour but is still free all day in the local districts.
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Postby shuvit-tim » 02 Nov 2005, 16:31

bah.
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Postby Shellysowner » 02 Nov 2005, 17:24

humbug
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Postby shuvit-tim » 02 Nov 2005, 17:30

is that bah humbug or is humbug some odd association with traffic wardens!? :lol:
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Postby Shellysowner » 02 Nov 2005, 17:33

Actually I intended it as a multi-pupose post so both :lol:
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Postby shuvit-tim » 02 Nov 2005, 17:34

do they wear brown and white stripey coats by you then or do they taste minty? :shock:
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Postby Shellysowner » 02 Nov 2005, 17:51

I don't know I've never tasted a traffic warden but that gives me an idea for a new game - the Chevettes.com weekly challenge!

This week's challenge:

Post a photo of yourself licking a traffic warden (and also find out if they taste miny or not) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Disclaimer: Chevettes.com accepts no responsibility for any legal proceedings taken against you or liability for any costs that you incur as a result of taking up this challenge!

On an oddly topical note I'm just reading an email from my mum:

Ralph's Mum wrote:I saw a traffic warden today taking photos of a car in Tesco car park - I guess it was not exactly within the white lines (for which the fine is £50). I think I'd rather be on the dole than do things like that to people. What a way to earn a living! They'll fine kids next for stepping on cracks in the pavement!
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Postby shuvit-tim » 02 Nov 2005, 17:53

Shellysowner wrote:Post a photo of yourself licking a traffic warden (and also find out if they taste miny or not) :lol: :lol: :lol:


is there a prize? can we change it to flouring and egging them and making them into some kind of peppermint creme?
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Postby Shellysowner » 02 Nov 2005, 18:03

shuvit-tim wrote:is there a prize? can we change it to flouring and egging them and making them into some kind of peppermint creme?


No we can't - you never know, traffic wardens might enjoy being licked but I'm pretty sure they don't enjoy being floured and egged!
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Postby shuvit-tim » 02 Nov 2005, 18:22

you cleary havent seen how unattractive the two (female - but only just) traffic wardens are in aber!
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Postby Neilyman » 02 Nov 2005, 18:32

Why do Traffic Wardens have yellow bands around their hats?..................








































So you don`t park on their heads!

I`ll get me coat :cry:
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Postby shuvit-tim » 02 Nov 2005, 18:46

i was really hoping for a picture of a car parked on a traffic warden to load in that space then. i feel so let down, so disappointed... cooltony - get to work! we need that image!
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Postby Neilyman » 02 Nov 2005, 19:04

shuvit-tim wrote: cooltony - get to work! we need that image!


Oh, yes please!!! :P
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Postby Shellysowner » 02 Nov 2005, 19:06

Chevettes.com weekly challenge #2... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Neilyman » 02 Nov 2005, 19:13

Found this Tim, bet you wouldn`t mind getting `pulled` by her eh?

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Postby Cooltony » 02 Nov 2005, 21:59

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Postby jayen4 » 03 Nov 2005, 00:15

I've got a word for traffic wardens - Sodding JOBSWORTHS !!! :evil: There was one where I used to live (in Dewsbury) and my dad christened him Big Boots (or Big Booits,in Yorkshire speak) :lol: . Little Story : I was once parked up the side of the Empire House building and I'd parked on the single yellows,whilst I went to have a look in the jobcentre. I'd used my dad's blue badge. Anyhow,along comes 'Big Booits' :lol: ,with shiny new trainee in tow (thinking, 'Ah I'll nick this one!' He was looking all around,just waiting for me to come back to the car ---- What the dumb cnut didn't realise was that I was watching HIM! (from the job centre). There he was scrutinizing the tax disc in minute detail and trying to impress said trainee,still looking all around. :? Anyhow,after about 15 minutes,he got fed up and sidled off,looking distinctly pissed off !! :x I thought - Yeah ,Up Yours,pal !! :lol: :wink:
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