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Postby Chevette Girl » 30 Oct 2005, 23:19


... No, thanks, I don't need any Viagra... have you perhaps got any salt peter so I can get him to leave me alone so I can sleep for a night?

... Peni$ enlargement? You do realize I'm FEMALE, right?


Oddly enough, I never get the ones for breast enlargement... although my male boss does... :shock:
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Re: If you could answer spam email, what would you say?

Postby Herbie_Flowers » 30 Oct 2005, 23:58

Chevette Girl wrote:Oddly enough, I never get the ones for breast enlargement

do you need a breast enlargement then chevette girl or are you pi$$ed at not being spammed by them?
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Postby Cooltony » 31 Oct 2005, 00:50

dear spammers. the only thing i look forward to more is eating my own fallice with a blunt rusty knife and fork upon a china plate drizzled with bird flu.

good day to you sir.
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Postby jayen4 » 31 Oct 2005, 15:23

Err, Dont you mean 'Phallus' ?? LOL !! :wink: The standard of spelling on here,is getting worse !! If you didn't let your fingers get ahead of your brain,I think you'd be o.k. :wink:
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Postby Cooltony » 31 Oct 2005, 18:04

it's the welsh version
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Postby jayen4 » 01 Nov 2005, 01:51

Cooltony wrote:it's the welsh version
. LOL !! Don't get me started on the Welsh ! :lol: :wink:
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Postby Cooltony » 01 Nov 2005, 18:20

:lol: :lol: slight lie
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Postby Chevette Girl » 03 Nov 2005, 19:27


No, I don't need bigger boobs, thanks all the same. I just find it amusing that I get the ads for male enhancement and my boss gets the boob enhancement ones...


Here's another one, as I seem to be getting more and more of these ones...

... What gives you the impression that I would wear a Rolex, nevermind a replica? I like my ugly digital Timex with the custom chain-mail watchstrap. If you make chainmail watchbands, I bet they're overpriced anyway. Go away.
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Postby shuvit-tim » 03 Nov 2005, 19:33

jayen4 wrote:
Cooltony wrote:it's the welsh version
. LOL !! Don't get me started on the Welsh ! :lol: :wink:



start on the welsh! join the revolution! :lol:
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