Preventing the virus WORK from spreading

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Preventing the virus WORK from spreading

Postby Nate » 17 Sep 2005, 02:19

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This
virus is DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update 07-06-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application.
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Postby shuvit-tim » 17 Sep 2005, 02:36

heard this one before and oh so true! :lol:
when all else fails, rivets, cable ties and bodge tape will see you through

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