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Postby Shellysowner » 07 Mar 2005, 17:52

Good plan. Ok, I'm going to write the 100 reasons why a chevette is better than a woman each in seperate posts.

1/ errr........
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Postby shuvit-tim » 07 Mar 2005, 17:55

lmfao :lol: oh damn, there i go again! :oops:
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Postby hsr2.6 » 07 Mar 2005, 18:08

2/ does'nt give you any back chat :lol:
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Postby shuvit-tim » 07 Mar 2005, 18:12

3/ doesnt require endless money spen.......OH WAIT! :?
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Postby Doive » 07 Mar 2005, 18:12

4) Always up for a bit of action on a cold winter morning.

5) When it gets noisy you just reset the tappets. Try that with a woman.
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Postby Shellysowner » 07 Mar 2005, 18:19

6/ It's easy to get a chevette to blow and difficult to get them to stop. (ok, sorry that is really bad, in fact I'm actually considering not posting it... ah sod it)...
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Postby hsr2.6 » 07 Mar 2005, 18:36

you two are'nt included in this little game of ours :lol:
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Postby Doive » 07 Mar 2005, 18:46

7) When the bodywork gets a little tatty, you can fix it with a blast of the Mig.

Well fine, in that case consider the remaining 93 I've thought of scrapped!! :P
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Postby hsr2.6 » 07 Mar 2005, 18:51

8/................................not doing very well are we
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Postby shuvit-tim » 07 Mar 2005, 19:01

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

ok doive, we'll start our own little game, 100 reasons why a chevette is better than ralph and steve :lol:
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Postby Doive » 07 Mar 2005, 19:19

1) A chevette has five seats, so you can include three friends in the fun.
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Postby Tortron » 08 Mar 2005, 05:35

a chevette dosnt require a bra to go out in public 8)
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Postby Shellysowner » 08 Mar 2005, 11:46

Oi, I don't require a bra to go out in public either thankyou very much! :lol:
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Postby shuvit-tim » 08 Mar 2005, 12:45

steve does though :lol:
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Postby hsr2.6 » 08 Mar 2005, 17:39

only to keep my ears warm :lol:
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Postby shuvit-tim » 09 Mar 2005, 00:30

:lol:

(see now all i wanted to do was show that i laughed, but i'd get accused of bumping up my post count so i thought i'd add this explaination! :P )
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Postby Tortron » 09 Mar 2005, 03:56

Shellysowner wrote:Oi, I don't require a bra to go out in public either thankyou very much! :lol:


well thats great :P .

did you chaps see on the news prince charles being yelled at by the topless (new zealand) protestors. that was on tv here at 4pm, i was surprised that censorship would let it be on that early
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Postby Shellysowner » 09 Mar 2005, 11:25

Maybe it gets round the watershed regulations if they're 'breasts in anger'. :shock:
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Postby Doive » 09 Mar 2005, 11:35

Well newsreaders are allowed to use explicit language during a report if they are directly quoting some newsworty people. I remember Trevor McDonald telling me that someone called Tony Bliar a b*****d. Found that funny.
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